I think i have turned into one of those kind of marketers i hate
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Dec/097
Dec/097
I am just updating the Autopligg Landing page design with a complete new design meaning i am writing new copy and i cant believe how i have changed.
I used to read the sales pages of the `gurus` and would just shake my head in disgust.
A little of the sick copy i am writing;
Earl Grey The World Famous International Black Hat SEO Guru Releases Some of His Private SEO Tools to the Public.
I cant believe i actually typed that out into a webpage and the really scary thing is i like the way it reads.
Time to sleep i think to try and regain some sanity and humility.
4:45 pm on December 19th, 2009
Well, you do it because it works better for sales… I don’t like long sales pages with a hundred different colors, but end up using them myself because they’re converting better.
I especially hate those ebooks with BS titles (and content) like “Get your ex back in 2 days”, “Lose 100 kilos in a week”.
But if I sold one myself, I would give it a similar title, because “How to try and get your ex back, and deal with it if it fails” just won’t sell…
Besides, your tools are working and you are good at blackhat SEO, so you’re only “bending the truth” when you say you’re a world famous guru
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5:13 pm on December 19th, 2009
w00t
i have a reader.
Yeah its sad that the more useless dribble you put the better they convert.
But thats the internetz and i am not the one to change it.
I will just follow like a sheep.
8:04 pm on December 19th, 2009
dude… you have turned into a self-proclaimed guru. nothing wrong with that, just admit it… you’re one of them and your tools are roughly the same shit as they all sell. ;-P
8:36 pm on December 19th, 2009
fuck it
i am going to throw it there.
only difference with the other gurus is that i am a guru that walks the walk and not just talk the talk.
see? i am already referring to myself as a guru
this is getting scary
2:23 am on December 20th, 2009
Nice one! Well it is bad to consider yoursefl a guru(not because you are not one), because maybe you will stop learing, and start thinking “i’m too good, nothing else to learn”.
6:51 pm on December 28th, 2009
I read that as “Releases Some of His Private Parts to the Public.”